rj was here

paper-finch:
“ its name is tootsy roll
”

paper-finch:

its name is tootsy roll

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raejin99:

prokopetz:

Fun fact: cats don’t just wiggle their butts before they pounce out of excitement - they’re also making tiny adjustments to the position of their feet in order to more precisely aim the ensuing lunge.

Or, in other words: your cat is calibrating.

Loading pounce.exe


Initiating…


Analyzing target coordinates


Trajectory adjustments required, initiate calibration protocol wigglebutt.exe


Wiggling…


Wiggling…


Calibration complete. Initiating pounce in 3…


2…


1…


Pounce initiated


Results: Slammed head first into wall. Please debug wigglebutt.exe

wolf-beil:

corgisandboobs:

You are so fucking fucked and it’s too late to run. No one escapes the Labrador Cyclone Trap.

ouroboros

lilbudgies:

Them damn kids these days, never get off their phones.

falseknees:
““I love cats! I’m on a diet!” ”

falseknees:

“I love cats! I’m on a diet!”

dt